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Here's a look at the new movies I saw this week. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Jassen, and Peter Stormare Synopsis: By now, most everyone is familiar with the tale of “Hansel and Gretel,” or at least one version of it. There’s the children’s fairytale, which is a cautionary tale about strangers and candy. Or there’s the original Grimm’s Fairytale version, which is simply a kind of horror story. But it’s fair to say no one has seen Hansel and Gretel like they are in the new film “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters,” which opened January 25. That’s probably a good thing, considering this version is a hot mess. “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters” seems like the kind of idea that would be best served as a “Saturday Night Live” sketch, or as an action comedy. Instead, this is an overly graphic, overly serious version of this story that just doesn’t work on any level. January is a month that’s not noted for its exceptional rel...